Wednesday, February 21, 2007

evade tax for the dole

Lindsay from Frenzal Rhomb, John Safran, Ron and Humphrey talk about work for the dole:

Saturday, February 17, 2007

are we not men? we heart work for the dole!

Kristy got me a devo action figurine! Devo are a band that started in the 70's. They played bizzare rock/electronic music. The bad thing is I don't want to take it out of the box. It comes with 5 interchangeable heads, a whip and energy dome hats. It looks to cool:



I recently re-read my post about nerds at the work for the dole place I had to go to when I was unemployed. I feel great now that I have a shit-hot job in IT. I hope those guys are still unemployed. Even better I hope they are doing an excom course so they can have an "exciting career in IT!". I hate that commercial! This suave fucker is reclining in a chair saying:
"You want an exciting career in IT? You've gotta go to excom!"
Then later you see him driving a sports car. Sif he owns the fucking thing. It's probably his boss's. I'm certain that after that guy finished shooting that ad his boss yells at him: "Get back to fucking work and start putting these computers into boxes! By the way, stop driving my fucking car you poser!"

I still really hate those people I did work for the dole with. I want them to be in wftd forever. It affected me so much I felt like writing a movie about them. The tagline might be:
Six nerds
One room
No hope
Margaret: I really laughed out loud to this movie! I can't believe it was based on a true story. The nerds are portrayed in such a cliched manner. But it's all true!

David: Yes, but it really grated on me Margaret.

Margaret: Yes but that's the point! *loud chuckling* Oh you're so particular David!

David: I really didn't care much for the characters in this movie. I ended up wanting them to be in work for the dole forever. 1 star.

Margaret: Oh David! This was the comic masterpiece of the year for me! 4 and a half from me.

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