So I got out my berettas and I was like fucking bang bang bang. You played CS yeah?Those are a few lines I overheard a guy saying on a tram in Melbourne. I should probably tell you all about my travels in Melbourne:
I'm gonna get the number 14 tattooed on my arm. You know what that stands for? It stands for "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children".
You can get free a free meal from the Church there and one at the Jewish Church.
My first Melbourne experience was when I got off the plane at Melbourne airport and I go to the toilet. I'm at the urinal pissing away and I feel a jab in my sides. I turn around (while pissing) and see this little kid behind me. I say to myself "what the fuck?!" and he runs away.
In the words of Ron Hitler Barrassi: "Vics are pricks"
I found this cool book store called Kill City. It specialises in crime books. I bought Chopper 3: How to shoot friends & influence people. Funny stuff.
Random shit:
- The company I work for was bought for $315m by some rich yank fuckers
- I'm trying to read Treasure Island
- I can't believe the Patriotic Youth League, which was present at the Cronulla Riots, is connected to the Australia First Party.
- www.korea-dpr.com - the only official site of North Korea. It blows!
- The head of the Korean Friendship Association is a Spanish guy called Alejandro Cao de Benos de Les y Pérez.
- Went to the Big Day Out.
- Someone who I play with at band was in a car accident with Clem Jones.
2 comments:
in the version of the story you told to me, you didn't say "what the fuck?" to yourself. you probably scared your molester off by swearing at him.
this is my third favourite blog. behind kristy's and my own.
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