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My dads' insane renovation-rampage continues!

First it started with the kitchen, now it has moved on to the bar. Today my dad ripped down the wallpaper behind the bar and painted it a nauseating light green. Now 99% of the house is nauseatingly shithouse! It's sure to increase the price of the house. Thanks dad! It's sure gonna be easy selling this house when you die. I wouldn't be surprised if he painted the saloon doors in the hall-way that laxitivating colour.

My dad ordered a "print" of the photo finish of the 2005 Melbourne Cup. This "print" that he ordered off the internet is a regular A4 page with the photo printed on by a domestic colour printer. Nice one dad! This "print" replaces the ye-olde coca-cola framed picture that we've had for centuries. That one was really terrible to look at. Thank god he got a shitty horse racing related picture. Good call dad! Now he's gonna get a bar fridge. As if he'll stock it up with piss. That costs too much! He'll probably put all of his "valuable" bottles of wine in there that he'll never drink, let alone sell. Nice work dad! Fill up a fridge with shit you aren't gonna use! Yeah!

Meanwhile my dad complains of our neighbour renovating stuff in his backyard because he has nothing else to do and he's doing it just for the sake of it. Yeah! You really are the master of logic dad!