travel

Choose a band/artist: TISM

Answer the following questions ONLY using titles of their songs

1. Are you male or female? the penis is mightier than the sword
2. Describe yourself: i shit me
3. How do some people feel about you? i might be a cunt but i'm not a fucking cunt
4. How do you feel about yourself? i wish i'd slept with more girls
5. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: mein kampf fire
6. Describe your current (or not really existent) boyfriend/girlfriend: if you're ugly, forget it
7. Describe where you want to be: i go to werribee
8. Describe how you live: a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer, but i drink to get pissed
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish? defecate on my face
10. Share a few words of wisdom: describe the worst headjob i've had? fantastic!
11. Now say goodbye: kill americans

that last one is dedicated to sarah. they're all around you! go for it! :P

I've never seen a friend or family member off at the international airport before. Seeing sarah fly off to the other side of the world got me thinking about where I'd like to travel. I really don't know. New York would be the only place I'd travel to if I had to go to the US. But I felt I've lived American culture through TV my entire life. I have to go to Melbourne one day. It's not very far. It's the home of TISM ffs! I'd really like to get my picture taken near that sign in Springvale. What a fucking cultural icon!

England? Maybe. Scandanavia? I'm sure kristy will convince me that i should go there. New Zealand? I'd love to go snowboarding. Japan? Looks crazy!!! I can't imagine surviving in a non-English speaking country, but it can't be that hard.

The soccerroos finally made it into the world cup finals after 32 years of trying. It's a real shame Johnny Warren isn't still around to see this. It's such a huge achievement. The last time Australia was in the world cup they drew one game 0-0 and lost the rest. I'm sure they can do better next year in Germany. Ooohh Germany. I knew a guy at uni from Flensburg. It has the world's largest mail-order adult shop. Cool!

in other news... i finished uni on tuesday. hurrah! i rock. I'll be graduating on december 12th at 11am. I think I'll miss the lifestyle of university when I get a job. Uni is a total bludge cos you don't have to go to lectures, but it can be very stressful cos you end up putting off assignments till the last minute. But I'm looking forward to the money that a job pays. I'll be able to travel and buy shit I usually don't get cos I'm a scungy bastard.

I also sent a job application to this fuckin crazy place that makes pokie machine games. Crazy! What kinda job is that? Making pokie machine games?!?!? What the fuck!?!?! I want in!!! I wanna be in the business of taking money from stupid people!

I saw a clockwork orange yesterday and the day before. It wasn't as good as I was hoping. But I saw it twice, so it wasn't too bad. The violence in it isn't that shocking by today's standards. Most of the violence in it was against women, so I can see how some people might be put off. Also the famous aversion therapy scene wasn't as good as I hoped. I've seen so many parodies of it that I thought it would totally pwn. Oh well. I really loved the language in it. That was the best part.

Walk around my model!

I got a vrml copy of my model back from the lecturer. To view the model you need to get a vrml plugin for your browser. You can get one here. Then you can go here and walk around the model! Bitchin'! It'll take a while to load the textures though. Look at the Skyline in the carpark. Listen to the birds chirping in the tree. Look at the gaping holes in the ground. Look at the four walls of the sky. Oh yeah!

my kewl model

Had another shitty day which started with me trying to go from the front carriage of a train to the back carriage (cos Sarah was in the last carriage). I got off at Sunshine and tried to get into the last 3 carriages but the fricken door wouldn't open. Fuck off. I've done that before. So yeah I met Sarah and Kristy in the city. We went to their gay uni. I had lunch there. We then left their gay uni and I caught the bus to my gay uni. I went to the printery at my gay uni to collect and pay for 2 copies of my un-gay thesis. It cost a bit more than I thought. Oh well. I went to the gay ITEE office to hand in one copy of my thesis but found out they needed two of the fuckers. I whispered under my breath "that's gay". I wished I said that louder. I then realised I should've put all the code of my thesis on a CD to hand in with my printed thesis. But I really didn't see the point cos I already emailed that to paul bailes. Fuck off. I'm proud that I'm not doing things cos I don't see the point to them.

So after that ordeal I saw 2 groups for my modelling and visualization course do their big demo. They both sucked. I ended up talking to the two lecturers for the course. Definitely the highlight of the day. I was telling them how I downloaded this uber-cool modelling program called Maya and somehow the two lecturers said this:

"Maya sucks!"
"Yeah but you're so dumb you need to use two hands to jerk off"
"That's because I have such a big dick!" *motions jerking off with two hands*
"A guy who talks about his dick like that is seriously hung like a seahorse"
me: "I'm learning so much!"

So I got onto talking about how I wanted to export my model to VRML. The guy with the two-span-long-wang said I could email it to him and he could do it for me. Cool. I'll be able to host my model somewhere and anyone with a VRML plugin can walk around the model I did. I'll also be able to put it on my resume and apply to games companies. Maybe. Well that's a bit of a pipe dream.

Here's some pictures of my model. It's good eh? Yeah! Cept the lighting on the buildings are a bit rooted.